By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)

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Jrefinne 7

Aww, how brave of him.

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Jrefinne 7

Aww, how brave of him.

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eminemchick 19

give manscara or it counts as gay-_- xD

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theten_fml 9

she was going on a date with captain Jack sparrow

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turtlemansam 6

Maybe she's dating that guy from LOST

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Takador 3

Wait... excuse me???

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iSitt 0

otherwise his nose ring would look pretty stupid. Duh.

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ColdplaySucks 18

OP shoulda not put male on her online dating profile.

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sarahxD1234 5

gay people are STILL human , don't be judgmental bitches .

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gabstahhh 8

Awkward way to start a date...

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boatingboy1011 0

"hey, after im done with this mascara, can i borrow a tampon? oh wait, nvm, i have my own."

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juicedboi 7

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cookie_3008 4

Oh. My. Goth. O_o

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iamyourmum 1

lol at least he didn't ask for lip gloss

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iEatGuppies 0

nothings sexier than manscara

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boyguydudemalema 0

Or he's a kabuki warrior! It's a japanese warrior guy, look it up.

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iHazard 2

Completely Agree With you on that one.

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Llama_Face89 33

193- isn't kabuki Japanese theatre?

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afdude87 6

spell it right at least if you're gonna try and be a douche.

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kindlystfupls 0

So... it's a red frequently asked question?? MORON.

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Jacobt24 19

Really? You noticed it and didn't change it, but instead put what you meant to put in the same comment

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SuperCassie 0

hey dont judge. Maybe he just wanted to look good in the pictures.

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whybother8 0

#21 he was trying to be funny and call him gay

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)

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kaitlynnmarie97 0

haha(: good point

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haaschy 0

hahaha good point!! one less thing you have to carry!! lol

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PSQ91 6

So you're going ou with this Tokio Hotel guy?

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gorina 0

A guys wears makeup and the first person in your head is Bill Kaulitz? That's odd. Ever heard of Marilyn Manson? Jw.

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forgettingsunday 0

date with ryan ross? if only he was straight :b

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leemurcat 5

I hear she's a nice lady

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

71- Ryan Ross is SEXY :D

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xxxInsanexxx 9

Mr. Kaulitz wears quite a bit more then just mascara. :D

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BobsUrAunty 2

what about the guy from black veil brides? he wears paint too :)

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nanihere 0

Bill's makeup is always flawless..unlike mine xD

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xxxmadyxxx 0

191: hes hot a's ****!

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ninjacutie 6

Oh My God >.< Ryan Ross rox my sox and if he we're straight I wouldn't HUNT THAT BOY DOWN. anyway don't be weirded out if it doesn't bother u or he looks sexy with it on then it shouldn't matter! I see no problem. btw speaking of Ryan Ross I can't believe he left panic! at the disco (my fav band)

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the_gabe254 0

good question. I'd like to hear the answer to this. lol

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Awahso 25

Well, now you have a conversation starter !

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the_gabe254 0

dont think that's the point. I'm a guy, and I can tell when someone is wearing mascara, guy or girl, I I'm paying attention. it's just a matter of Actually paying enough attention.

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angiedancesalott 8

i hope he didnt forget the eyeliner to go with it!

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xxxmadyxxx 0

Eyeliner is hot on guys. Well some guys depends on their style..

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TripOnShoelaces 0

On a lot of guys it looks really trashy. I haven't really seen any guy pull it off... unless it's a celebrity.

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missIrene 6

Jared Letto looks good with guyliner lol

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

58- its prob more around the line of gayscara :p

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

gayscara us more like it...no offense op ;D

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