By Kegronauer - 23/08/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I caught my dad squishing my stick-on bra cups in his hands, trying to figure out what they are. He's an engineer who graduated from MIT. I still don't think he knows what they are. FML
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avidfmylife 6

haha the comments are all great. I'll clarify a couple things: 1) I accidentally left my stick-on bra cups in a main part of the house where he easily found them 2) I was embarrassed that he found them and that I caught him but I couldn't bring myself to say anything. It's "FML" because my dad was squishing my bras. It's "YDI" because I left them out where he found them. I decided it was better to not embarrass both of us by confronting him and explaining what they are, so I just pretended I didn't notice and left the room.

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DogFun 0

What the hell is a "stick on bra cup" anyways?

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Ligerie 0

LOL, Thats pretty funny. Or creepy. Maybe he does know but likes to squish your bra!?

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yay4felix 0

This is funny, but I fail to see how this is an FML.

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Toucan_Sam 0

You say "he graduated from MIT" like he should know what they are because of that, but you know, that's exactly the reason he has no clue what they are. FYI, MIT students aren't known for their sexual prowess, seeing as how they have to spend all that time with their heads buried in books and faces glued to computer screens to get into MIT in the first place. Your dad should be posting this instead of you anyway. "Today, I discovered stick-on bra cups. They were my daughters. FML." or "Today, I realized my 'daughter' has a penis. I found her cup. FML." or "I'm a creep because I snoop around through my daughter's drawers in her room. FML." FHL, not yours.

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EveryDayJackAss 0

Today, i still don't think the OP knows what a FML is.FML

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IUsed2 0

this website needs a new button. A "Git the **** over yourself" button for stories like this "Oh noes my dad, who is an engineer, didn't know the thing he was holding was a bra. MY LIFE IS F'D!!" now shut up OP and go away.

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masquerade08 0

Fake or not, worthy of FML or not, this greatly amused me. I could totally see my dad doing something like that, and he's an engineer from UT. Better than most of the FML's on here. Most make me cringe.

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kokoliko_fml 2

i thought this was actually kind of cute! (i know a bunch of really smart but clueless engineers :)

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blastvortex 3

And what did you expect? He's an engineer. For all he knows, they could even be knee pads or washer cups. ㄟ㋛ㄏ *shrugs*

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Cyanidical_child 0

this one's my favorite. XDDDD

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