By thanksfamily - 18/09/2012 11:22 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
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stormer461 13

The only advice here is prove them wrong.

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lamdat5r 10

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

8's picture in reply to 1's comment made me laugh.

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LolFMLnot 10

Great family you got there. Let's hope that they were joking , if not then prove them wrong.

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Boygenius50 8

8-That shooting was a serious American tragedy asshole, you can't just make a joke out of something like that. Go find some ******* decency. Lololol jk I'm not a moralfag

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Brattyninja 7

Yeah guys! If the marriage fails because it's your fault, go kill your family! Makes total sense. -_-

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TheTwistedOtaku 16

Don't know why you put the quotation marks around family. I mean your comment makes no sense.

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devydev92 5

They're sarcastic quotes. You know, to indicate sarcasm. Like this: Your reply shows that you're "smart"

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TheTwistedOtaku 16

31, Way to put me down. Yes it's true I didn't understand the comment at first but that doesn't mean I'm dumb. :/

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fromthesuck 8

And let the comment cat fight... Begin!

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CCDNRGD81411 3

43 she never called you dumb or stupid. She made an example in her previous comment.

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TheTwistedOtaku 16

44, I'm not going to argue on here, it's childish.

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Sir_Loin257 4

And this is coming from the person who doesn't understand sarcasm?

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stormer461 13

The only advice here is prove them wrong.

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ArmyxWife 5

Best advise is how they treat and love each other

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TrueTriage 16

Or not take them seriously. My family would joke around with something like that you know sibling tough love.

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baronsmommy 14

That's why marriage is between two people. You aren't suppose to leave & cleave just for fun, but to keep all the nay sayers from ruining your marriage.

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duckyeah 6

One should not allow others to control their life decisions... They may be correct about divorce in the future, but perhaps for the wrong reasons. If it comes down to divorce, a family bet shouldnt stop OP from leaving his/fiancé. I wish you the best of luck with your marriage, OP!!!

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0RedPenguin0 8

You have some mean family members. Don't invite them to the wedding if they keep it up

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robertandrew 5

jeez that sucks. haha, show em theyre wrong.

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Senseless_487 29

My family is as guilty of ribbing each other as the next, but in this instance, it's taking it a bit far. How could they not be supportive of you? My mind is boggled here.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

If her whole family thinks like that, maybe OP is particularly bitchy or bizarre and they have pretty good reason to believe it won't work out.

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Prolux_fml 23

Let's see how long it takes you to "Wise up and ditch your family"!

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trqskq 14

I'd place a bet too. Then, I'd go tell my partner to pretend to leave me in front of my whole family at the time I bet they would. As a result, I'd get to keep my partner and all my family's money.

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Enslaved 36

Your family thinks higher of her than you? You must not realize you're probably an asshole towards your fiancée. Sometimes the outside looking in are right.

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goodgood_fml 5

Huge red flag when your fiancee's own family tells you to run.

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outoftown 26

#56, Huge red flag, indeed. Hope both take this as a wake-up call.

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eternal7 6

Sounds more like he comes from a family of assholes and they just assumed that he's one too.

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