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By MonCoiffeurAdoré - 28/06/2012 02:43

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

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legitkitty 11

Thursday 28 June 2012 9:02

Complain to the manager and get something free! :D

mpj13 8

Thursday 28 June 2012 9:02

Someone is not getting a tip

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TofuSpaceships 3

Saturday 30 June 2012 4:11

That has got to be the most dramatic blob of spit I've seen.

simonepedretti 7

Saturday 30 June 2012 7:46

Hey, Free haircut

behindtheglam 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 22:45

You should report that! He can get fired and you can get a free haircut and maybe some free products

JiggyBoo123 11

Sunday 1 July 2012 4:02

I heard that in France, people pee right on the outside of buildings in broad daylight and nobody cares. Maybe spitting on people is a normal thing in parts of France, I mean, if peeing on public buildings isn't illegal there, they probably don't care even a little bit about spit.

Ginkle45 1

Sunday 1 July 2012 5:17

The joke is on them cuz they just lost a client

benimin 6

Sunday 1 July 2012 14:43

If you're a guy kick his ass. If you're a chick... Kick his ass.

alcoholmage 14

Monday 2 July 2012 3:45

????????????????

diamondbaby16 4

Wednesday 4 July 2012 10:06

Eww :p

MoonChild5 11

Sunday 8 July 2012 19:16

...That is disgusting. I would get up and spit in their face.

s0ulslack 20

Monday 9 July 2012 0:01

lulz

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