Birthday, Facebook, Social Media and Miscellaneous: Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook...

By Jake Whitte - 06/06/2011 13:50 - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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By Drew - 30/11/2014 03:20 - United States - Harrodsburg

Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML

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Friends and family

By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 09:59

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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Good grief

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 00:02

Today, my mom wished her best friend a Happy Birthday on Facebook. Her best friend died this year. Oh, did I mention that it’s also my birthday? FML

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By MegGRRRz - 28/11/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML

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Happy Birthday baby!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 18:02 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML

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By TheL1nds - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Kingswood

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML

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By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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Monday 6 June 2011 18:46

Well duh. It was Facebook official.

WallyTheWombat 0

Monday 6 June 2011 20:53

Why do people get upset when their attempts to fish for attention/compliments fail? Don't set yourself for disappointment if you can't handle it.

Comments

cheesefan135 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 5:26

it's not bad, better than 'nothing'?

Turbo_Kramit 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 6:37

jesus. pathetic much?

bethanyjk 0

Monday 16 April 2012 5:15

You are obvi

Minigiraffe100 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:00

Haha

qwertyrab 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 5:40

my comment got moderated for saying you CAN'T change your FB birthday??? it's true this FML is fake. you really cant change your birthday.

Sirin_fml 46

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:31

Yes you can, as you'd know if you either had a Facebook account or had a clue how to use one. I'm not even going to moderate your comment and feed you to the lions, because you are just that stupidly uninformed and so arrogant about being so wrong.