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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

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By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By NiquetChrome - 14/04/2013 23:18 - France

Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

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By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 21:43 - United States - Wailuku

Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML

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By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

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Danichaney 15

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:04

At least he's curious. I mean, who knows what you'll find when you look up unicorn dick-farts?

KitchKraft 21

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:02

That's a little screwed up. No, that's very screwed up. Deal with this now before it becomes a problem.

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1dvos_grl3 21

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:16

I bet you wish he was watching **** huh..

thenaff 4

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:17

Meth is a hell of a drug.

hoosiergirl94 31

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:28

Lol!!

95mainer 8

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:30

Oh yeah right I bet you are the son pretending to be his mom. You sick mf lol

cookie1207 19

Saturday 23 May 2015 20:03

You wonder whats wrong with him? But really whats wrong with you as a parent!

alwaysstabbing 19

Saturday 23 May 2015 20:10

hahahhahahahha your son is a Brony in my hood We say "do hasch gelitten" what translates into you suffered... im sorry for you

nerdgrrl888 5

Saturday 23 May 2015 20:35

Sounds like an intense case of adolescent boy.

FML1000timesover 7

Saturday 23 May 2015 21:09

Puberty

A_Net_70 7

Saturday 23 May 2015 22:06

Hahaha wow my son only looked up Jessica Simpson naked

Rippa1986 10

Saturday 23 May 2015 22:21

Not as bad as the torture ****, dick burning **** I found looking at my bfs

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Michael Scott would be impressed.

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Same thing different taste

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