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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

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By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2024 19:00

Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML

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By NiquetChrome - 14/04/2013 23:18 - France

Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

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By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 21:43 - United States - Wailuku

Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML

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Saturday 23 May 2015 9:04

At least he's curious. I mean, who knows what you'll find when you look up unicorn dick-farts?

KitchKraft 21

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:02

That's a little screwed up. No, that's very screwed up. Deal with this now before it becomes a problem.

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LavenderParadise 2

Saturday 23 May 2015 17:58

Or. . he was using those searches as a cover up.

Cebolamole 13

Saturday 23 May 2015 18:01

The only thing wrong with him is not knowing how to use anonymous mode...

Harrycompany 11

Saturday 23 May 2015 18:05

ydi for looking for stuff on his pc, and not liking what you found.

THEDUDE1553566 24

Saturday 23 May 2015 18:15

That is so funny lol

TuneSyon 7

Saturday 23 May 2015 18:38

its a normal teenage boy thing

DA3Z 16

Saturday 23 May 2015 18:43

Welcome to the Internet!

brucie1963 4

Saturday 23 May 2015 18:53

pretty common

PANDORUM89 21

Saturday 23 May 2015 18:55

he is probably just curious and then internet is full of weird things just waiting to be explored. My bf has been like wtf?! to some of my searches but its literally just because I'm curious about what something might be.