Money and Health: Today, I chipped my tooth by biting down on my toothbrush. I...

By emisara93 - 23/12/2017 19:00

Today, I chipped my tooth by biting down on my toothbrush. I don't know what hurts more: the irony or the fact I have no dental insurance until January. FML

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Same thing different taste

By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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Medicare for all

By Chad - 06/09/2020 13:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 16:56 - Canada

Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML

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By elena02 - 21/11/2015 19:45 - United States - Wayne

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

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Racketeering

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 20:00 - United States - Isle

Today, I woke up to the most excruciating pain in my jaw. No dentist that takes my insurance has any openings, and the one doctor I can see to get antibiotics isn’t in. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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Snap!

By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

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UselessWeeaboo 14

Thursday 21 December 2017 21:03

Why were you biting your toothbrush in the first place?

AssExecutor 6

Saturday 23 December 2017 23:08

Well, at least you will have dental insurance? Hahaha

Comments

UselessWeeaboo 14

Thursday 21 December 2017 21:03

Why were you biting your toothbrush in the first place?

Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16

Saturday 23 December 2017 20:12

Maybe a vibrating toothbrush that hit the right spot??

julfunky 29

Saturday 23 December 2017 23:04

You should be moving your TOOTHBRUSH to brush your teeth, not your jaw.

AssExecutor 6

Saturday 23 December 2017 23:08

Well, at least you will have dental insurance? Hahaha

Goatstookallusernames 5

Sunday 24 December 2017 18:33

Biting plastic tooth brushes dont cause hard enamel to break. not even if your tooth has a prior crack. i am not buying this one.

JustThatPerson 21

Sunday 24 December 2017 20:04

How often do you brush your teeth for them to chip when you bite on your toothbrush..?

tonyfan00 38

Monday 25 December 2017 5:59

Tell us why you bit the toothbrush, and you better tell the <I>tooth</I>!

WHSKitty4ever 23

Saturday 22 September 2018 4:56

Who bites down on their toothbrush?

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