By coolster5000 - 02/05/2015 16:36 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML
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coolster5000 22

OP here, I find all of your "shitty situation" comments very unoriginal;) but funny all the same. I ended up just telling them I went in and found the toilet like that, but I'm not sure they believed me whatsoever.

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Top comments

ZoroMiHawk 25

Just come out exclaiming your disgust at how you found a clogged toilet and warn the others in queue about it ;)

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briang959 47

Own it and tell everyone to not eat the fried chicken at that store.

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Comments

feven 32

You should've sneaked out the window.

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cheeeksss 29

A lot of public bathrooms I've been to don't have windows :| but then again this is in Canada.

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Scryll 17

Ah yes, tis true, all Canadian bathrooms have a large picture window in which to view wildlife from

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LadyGagasNipple 19

Not true, I'm in Canada and 85% of the restrooms I go in are windowless.

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Stillo 25

do as #6 or just run!! (wont seem suspicious at all!)

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91hayek 31

Why is everyone taking a dump in a corner store?

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AndyPurdy 31

That's why I never use public bathrooms...gross

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cheeeksss 29

When taking a shit, I flush two or three times during the process so that I am not flushing down my load all in one go. Haven't clogged a toilet since. Try it next time OP!

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CountedTo10 9

I'd feel awkward about people hearing the flush 2 or 3 times......although that would be better than blocking it :/

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cheeeksss 29

I'm a tiny Asian girl, but once in a blue moon I can drop a ton of heat. I really have no shame.

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muarif 19

Just get a Pepsi or a Coke and pour it in! :P

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vikky538 28

I guess that works. Tried it once

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CountedTo10 9

sounds like you were up shit creek without a paddle

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vikky538 28

I wanted to see if any of those 5 are so desperate to use a clogged toilet. Desperation leads people to darnest things

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DanCastellaneta 17

I wanna know why there was a big line for the bathroom. Were you in a big part of a city?

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