By coolster5000 - 02/05/2015 16:36 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML
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coolster5000 22

OP here, I find all of your "shitty situation" comments very unoriginal;) but funny all the same. I ended up just telling them I went in and found the toilet like that, but I'm not sure they believed me whatsoever.

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Top comments

ZoroMiHawk 25

Just come out exclaiming your disgust at how you found a clogged toilet and warn the others in queue about it ;)

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briang959 47

Own it and tell everyone to not eat the fried chicken at that store.

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annarcheer 19

I would have walked out and been like "hey guys toilets clogged! wonder who did that.."

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hoosiergirl94 31

If you put some hand soap in the toilet and give it a couple minutes it should help

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pats2004 17

Run. Don't look back just run as fast as you can

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32Levels 6

This is why, when I feel that long, winding turd coming, I always pinch one off into multiple, smaller, rabbit-like poops and flush each down individually.

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UhHuhHoney 20

Sounds like my worst nightmare..

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Unes 10

Never be ashamed of who u r toilet blocker !

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creepyness 3

I would say "sure, but it's gonna cost you".

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