By littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States

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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML
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littleteapot 21

Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no

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PantyGAMES 10

He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.

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lj19717 19

That means he thinks you're attractive. You should take it as a compliment.

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Pyrithium 8

That's pretty funny. Hopefully you just laughed it off OP, instead of going on a "patriarchy" tirade...

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squarecircles 13

Wow how long was his beard anyway?

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diinosaurousrez 3

That's ******* hilarious, if he has the balls to say that he deserves to have you sit on his face.

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Xandrick 22

I've noticed a rise in the ranks of men who have this overflow of confidence (turned into a feeling of being better than everyone else) because of their beards. This growing "real men have beards" mentality only further deters me from any desire to grow one myself.

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AcieMcG 21

I would have said I only ride mustaches

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