By littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML
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littleteapot 21

Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no

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PantyGAMES 10

He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.

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Comments

ostfaiz 18

I l probably use this line..bravo! Beware of scratches Op ;)

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Bliepje 22

hahaha it made me laugh and im a girl... have some humor

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maharb01 17

"who wants a mustache ride?!" -broken lizard

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amb0 2

Haha this persons username definitely made me laugh a lot harder

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firebird07 13

these kind of assholes are embarrassments to the male species.

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Ianamis 6

We are the same species numb nuts.

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Cargerm 6

Reminds me of a friend of mine that used to say ..."sit on my face and let me guess your weight" lol

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otumboo 10

awesome pick up line, smooth like keystone xD

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Plastic_Stitchez 25

Why would you compliment someone on their beard ,,, it's a creepy!

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