Intimacy: Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks....

1) That man is Epic 2) OP, listen to the song Obey the Beard by PsychoStick 3) Depending on his age my response would've been, "Only if you want to make me your girlfriend!"

iwusinger47 2

Wednesday 22 April 2015 19:16

thats a compliment. I see no problem.

TheRealStunts 27

Saturday 14 May 2016 12:12

Should have sat on it. Wasted opportunity.

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