By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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resshead 0

You'd have an attitude too if you were stood up on your wedding day.

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Mifflicious 18

Because none of the tuxedo-dressed men there could possibly have been the groom..

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ThaKoolKidsKlub 3

She didn't get stood up. Her fiancé is in Vegas, passed out in a hotel room with his 5 buddies, a donkey, a midget, about 3 black people, and a dog in a samurai outfit.

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Doxy 22

Is this the plot for The Hangover 3?

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rattusrattus 18

Her husband is an amateur. In addition to his 5 buddies, a donkey, a midget, about 3 black people, and the dog in the samurai outfit, there should be a samurai in a dog outfit, a Spanish flamenco dancing couple, a Vespa, a Roman Goddess, and an alpaca. An assortment of fresh fruit and vegetables in an optional extra.

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immaMonsta 8

FYL, there's no way you could've foreseen that.

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DjeePee 24

More like **** her life, I would say. Can't imagine how embarassing and heartbreaking it must be to be stood up at the altar.

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Taladarthiris 2

I feel no sympathy for you. I feel terrible for her. FHL.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

We don't know the full story yet. For all we know, she could have been a total bitch, or a bridezilla.

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alycion 38

Maybe she was stood up due to anger management problems. ;) I feel bad for anyone that happens to but to take it out on a perfect stranger who was trying to be nice is ugh. Ok say some words or what not if you have to blow off steam. But thwapping them with flowers?

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yuzuhere 21

Hope you're not allergic to flowers! Then you'd both be in tears.

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ayyemmcee 1

At least you were attempting kindness. But if you get stood up, why would you stay there? I'd go hit the bars/clubs and find me a new, better one ;)

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ftooley 6

Because a bar/club s the best place to find a decent, respectable and faithful mate???? Just Sayin!

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MuseFan1991 14

i met my boyfriend of 2 years in a club :) as long as you go on dates etc when sober, there's no reason why you can't meet someone decent on a night out

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micahsmommy 13

Hell hath no furry like a woman left alone on her wedding day.

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reapy 14

It's not unusual for a bride to cry with happiness on her wedding day. not every tearful bride has been jilted.

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