Weddings, Awkward, Public freakouts and Miscellaneous: Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church...

By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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By oops - 05/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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Crazy chick

By sadbuttrue. - 25/06/2014 01:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 14:00

Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By not even interested - 15/10/2017 16:00

Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML

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resshead 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:54

You'd have an attitude too if you were stood up on your wedding day.

Mifflicious 18

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:15

Because none of the tuxedo-dressed men there could possibly have been the groom..

Comments

elodymayweeble 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 21:13

That is just bad luck right there. Hahaha plain and simple...

katcot99 11

Tuesday 17 April 2012 21:18

She must have been a little upset.

Doxy 22

Wednesday 18 April 2012 1:18

Oh, just a tad.

kickassblackbelt 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 6:02

Really? You mean you don't get stood up at the alter everyday??!!?

Unlucky_Gun 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 21:23

F her life even more

aimeesea75 16

Tuesday 17 April 2012 21:29

"You left me at the altar, my heart in my hand. I am tired and broken." ~Scary Kids Scaring Kids :3

kei1108 13

Tuesday 17 April 2012 21:40

Why would she take it out on you?!? Ugh. Really rude. All you were trying to be was nice! FYL. Don't let this sour you on being kind! :)

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Tuesday 17 April 2012 21:56

i would have hugged her :c i feel bad for her

nateb123 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 22:02

Sorry but if you got stood up at the altar, YOU ****** up. Either by choosing a shit guy or by being a bitch yourself. Proven by the fact that she attacked someone for attempting to be nice. A normal woman might burst out in tears but her rage is kind of an indicator of why she's still a lonely and probably terrible person.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:05

Every comment I read of yours is drooling with misogyny related crap. How about you quit with the woman hating shit.

Trisha_aus 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 22:13

She was pissed off for one, her wedding wasn't perfect oh and her fiancé stood her up! FHL. You should apologize, not because you were wrong but she's a lady!