By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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resshead 0

You'd have an attitude too if you were stood up on your wedding day.

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Mifflicious 18

Because none of the tuxedo-dressed men there could possibly have been the groom..

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Jasonf6 0

And now you know why she got stood up.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

You would think... 1. Woman in wedding dress + 2. Outside church + 3. Holding bouquet = She is getting or just got married. But no, silly OP... You should of known that was too oblivious & that she must therefore be... a. A terrorist. b. A circus performer or C. A Midget monkey ready to flog you with her bouquet!

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

*being beat up by the stood up bride's bouquet* I'm pretty sure that means you're next at being stood up in the altar. sorry OP

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mausjames 0

No, you congratulate the groom and say "Best wishes" to the bride.

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annejayy 7

Congrats for getting close to getting married...?(:

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lissy606 0

No wonder she was stood up...

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alfred07 18

Don't take it personally OP, you just caught her at the worst possible time and to her it must have been like rubbed salt in a wound. That doesn't make what she did right, just understandable

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kickassblackbelt 0

Today, I just got stood up at the alter. Someone came up to me to congratulated me afterwards. FML.

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