By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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resshead 0

You'd have an attitude too if you were stood up on your wedding day.

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Mifflicious 18

Because none of the tuxedo-dressed men there could possibly have been the groom..

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mintcar 9

Dude, FHL. I probably would've just stripped right out of that gown and cried in a corner. Oh, FYL too.

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thiscrazything 1

Well we don't know why she was stood up. Maybe she is a bridezilla. I mean what kind of person beats on random people? I don't care how bad your day is, there is no excuse for that.

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mintcar 9

If she was a Bridezilla, I'm sure he would've known way before the wedding. Planning a wedding takes months, if she was a bitch during the planning process, I'm sure he would've caught on.

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thiscrazything 1

Apparently, he did.

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mintcar 9

My point is, if he did, why would he wait until the wedding? What's the sense in that?

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nateb123 4

Perhaps she was a massive thunderc*nt and this was the awesomest way to tell her she'll always be alone.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Well now you know why she was stood up

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kriz_allizwell 6

The vengeful bride returns.....

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lovestoomassage 0

What the hell? It's not like you knew that tho...

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capnbzarr 43

Misplaced aggression is so sad. I get it a lot myself, working in customer service. Here's hoping she at least feels some remorse about it.

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Darkmagic666 9

Okay i know if you catch the bouquet you are supposed to get married next....makes me wonder what does being beat with one mean? anyway sorry about you being beaten with flowers

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Wolvander88 19

One-night stand on the cards. I'm guessing.

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perdix 29

Aw, dude, if you had played that right, you could have gotten so laid tonight! A girl dumped at the altar is the ultimate rebound. With a few sympathetic words, you could've had a slam-dunk;)

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KiddNYC1O 20

Only thing dunked were the flowers on him.

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perdix 29

The OP means he got beaten with a bunch of flowers because he congratulated a woman dressed as a bride, who evidently did not complete the marriage process. Does that explain it?

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Zomg_Okay 26

Depending on who you ask, it's either the Original Poster, Optimus Prime, Old Phil, or any of a million different possible answers.

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thiscrazything 1

Ostentatious Person

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