Cars, Accident and Transportation: Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 18:23 - France

Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

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Adam_B 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 11:24

Committing insurance fraud means you could REALLY get rear-ended. In prison.

phiniusmaster 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:05

Bwhahahhahahaha! Amazing #3, truly spectacular. xD But yeah, your a total ******* idiot OP. You know, my grandmother was driving with my 3 cousins in the car and some guy racing coming in the other direction crashed and his car flipped over in the air and landed on top of the car behind my grandmother's. There were no survivors, my grandmother and 3 cousins could have died, but instead it was the innocent people behind them, all because of idiots like you. You 'tard.

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magz123 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:23

haha find the cameras and smash them!! then hope no cameras caught that

bigmuslim 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:37

Who the **** races backwards that can ruin your engine

forBianca 0

Monday 8 June 2009 11:49

You're a ******* dumbass. You definitely ******* deserve it!

beautifulskies 0

Monday 15 June 2009 21:39

Yeah, I definetly have no sympathy for you. How do you RACE backwards anyway you cant go THAT fast in reverse, can you? Seems like you deserved it for sure.

Aniland 2

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:04

So you post proof of your false police report on the internet?

jadore_me 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 0:34

1. who in the he||jasper. 2.LOL

theapocalypse451 1

Friday 9 April 2010 2:36

Why were you racing backwards? Sounds to me like you're just a dumbass.

skater847 0

Monday 14 June 2010 4:16

that's really stupid filing a false report can get you in jail and you could have killed someone.

rairai 13

Wednesday 22 September 2010 10:47

insurancepeople are better than police investigators because of the large amount of money they lose to fraud, enjoy your prisonstay dumbass :D

Zhu8 5

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:14

1. Who street races when they can't control a car properly? 2. Who races in Reverse? 3. Who would rather file a false police report than say:"Sorry, I Screwed Up."