Spooky

By amidreaming?? - 11/06/2012 21:45 - United Kingdom - Bushey

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML
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hotforkegger 4

HOARDER!!! RUN WHILE U CAN!!!

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Finnick_fml 12

That's utterly bizarre. Maybe they're playing a prank on you, you can seriously ask them to tell you the truth .... Or break into your girlfriend's house. Take your pick :p

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irishbohemian 0

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ilovesuju 10

OP when you don't understand something someone says, just grin and nod and hope it wasn't a question

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Harpy20 24

Sounds like the best friend didn't like what she saw. Maybe he should listen.

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chetchatter 5

aw shit accidentally thumbed you down sorry :(

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Trisha_aus 15

Oh c'mon op she sounds mysterious and dangerous, dontcha like bad girls...if you're willing, then go and she'll ask you if you want to play a game..

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Spicemelon 5

She's probably keeping her old boyfriend in there.

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l23VIVE 17

If you wanted to speak proper middle english you would have said " thou needst to findeth another girlfriend" just saying

wlddog 14

Sounds like a mystery to me. Time to call Scooby Doo and the gang.

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opendoorclosed 8

Can't be that bad, they're probably joking around. Probably just corpses.

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Snorlax_Snarf 10

You rock. Bitches always be crazy.. Even do I am 1...

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NzaHaFML 13

Use Shakespeare with them too. What light yonder from window break-in.

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zainrock 2

After all those thumbs down I bets thou shalt thinketh twice before going all grammar nazi on a someone jokingly writing in "middle English"...eth

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l23VIVE 17

I don't get why people bury me when i try to be helpful and point out improper use of middle english. Which btw ^ is the proper term for what OP's girlfriend is using

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frankothetanko 0

it's Thors sister

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riax 9

:/ She has some weird voodoo shit going on in there. For sure!

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cheshire2012 13

I don't know about everyone else but I did it because you were wrong. The correct way would actually be "Thou needst findeth another girlfriend"

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gntfmlingnow 12

I think they're probably just pranking him

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megamandude455 10

1 Or marry her. The gf sounds awesome

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fishereric 1

She's just having some fun with him. I'm thinking she probably put her friend up to it.

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julien672 0

Findeth is not a proper old English word. OLD ENGLISH, ************. DOST THOU SPEAK IT? Apparently not.

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riax 9

Please break into her house, and tell all of us what dirty secrets has in there!!!!

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LAMKWHIM 11

Old English: Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum etc. (no, not kidding..it's insane) Middle English: Whan that Aprille with hise shoures soote, The droghte of March hath perced to the roote etc. Modern English: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate etc. This is MODERN English, not middle English! Albeit an early form of modern English.

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jeff_boles 12

The reason why you got thumbed down so many times is because you are wrong. First of all, that is not middle English, as a previous comment pointed out. Second, The proper way to say it as Shakespeare would is "Thou need to find another girlfriend" Thou=you. And you only say "eth" when the verb ends in "-s". For example, instead of "He finds it." Say "He findeth it." But in this case it shouldn't end in "-s" so there is no need for "eth".

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Finnick_fml 12

That's utterly bizarre. Maybe they're playing a prank on you, you can seriously ask them to tell you the truth .... Or break into your girlfriend's house. Take your pick :p

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Xythenol 6

Time to call up Falcone and have a look around. Don't let Raab be the getaway driver.

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soccerguy2 11

Op should let somebody else look first. This way he doesn't see something not meant for thine eyes.

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mars13_fml 8

I agree that is crazy and a little creepy. But don't break in just have someone else go in with a camera and bring back pictures.

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kittenvks 11

I agree with 103, send someone in for photos BUT this is the important part; if they don't come back don't go in after them!!! This sounds like the beginning of a bad horror flick. There are rules to these things OP, follow them

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downtime 12

She probably just lives with her parents or is very self conscious about her messy place. They have a sense of humour - get one too.

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onlychildFTW 33

You need a new Girlfriend OP just like she needs to not be so weird and creepy.

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Azellia 15

158, I agree completely.

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HALAL_fml 0

I love your username FINNICK All the way HUNGER GAMES

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hotforkegger 4

HOARDER!!! RUN WHILE U CAN!!!

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reallytho3 11

GET IN THE CHOPPA!!!

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rocklare18 7

The Florida cannabil disease is spreading..people are going crazy

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l23VIVE 17

Skyrim Hoarders people:You need to get rid of those empty bottles! Nord: But i need them. Lydia: get rid of them or i shall carry your burdens no longer!

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fymother 13

And she probably hoards body parts of her exes... or worse... FURBIES.

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vanessaizawesome 8

NOOOO not the FURBIES!!!! Those things are kinda creepy!

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lyskiss 10

Furbies were banned from Australian flights because they thought that furbies would intercept and take over the plane. True story.

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vanessaizawesome 8

238- Gotta love how ur picture has 3 furbies in it hahaha

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Ceejay1 13

she is shady ,tell her to show ,if not move on ,that's real shady & strange.

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Cartera 10

Your picture is also shady. Are you a member of Al Queada?

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Rowdey 10

Yes. The Jihad is going strong in San Diego.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Yeah, but it's also pretty shady too. Not to mention shady.

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I_lost_the_game 25

Jeez, how many shadies are there in this thread? Will the real one, please stand up?

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thepatty8474 10

Well you did ask her BEST friend, there's gotta be a reason for that..

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22cute 17

Maybe her house is dirty or disorganized. Just respect her wishes.

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omfg_creepers 8

On the next episode of DEA drug bust at OP's girlfriend's house.

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teague95 16

She has a sex dungeon in the basement I bet

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TheDrifter 23

One can only hope.

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igive 29

who- or even worse- what would be in the dungeon?

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IdontWanna69 8

A rape dungeon was the first thing that came to my mind. Glad to see this comment.

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kathii01 20

haha! first thing I thought of too!!!

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floopyflooper 2

84- A troll could be in the dungeon.

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MrFuzzles 5

It's probably filled with the bodies of her ex boyfriends.

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swaggdog72 1

Maybe the wardrobe to narnia is there and her bff couldn't handle seeing aslan

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#51, at first I thought you said that he couldn't handle seeing "Asian"..... Lol. I need to go to bed >.>

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TarieBoo 2

she's got R.Kelley trapped in the closet v__v &i thought 51 said 'asian' too haha

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KunoKanashimi 3

I thought he said he couldn't handle BEING 'Asian'

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