By gnownayrgnow - 08/05/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML
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Quasar55_fml 18

As we always say, if she left you just like that she didn't really love you, so that's better that way

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mk58 31

Faulty reasoning... Wait, if she thought you were being too nice, does that mean you don't usually clean up?

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ashseal 11

um why.? maybe he just wanted to treat his girlfriend good. like he should in the first place.

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RyanMacVey 17

coz it says she hypotistised that he was cheating on her... isnt that like realising that he was cheating on her???

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ashseal 11

No cuz she could just be a bitch and wanted an excuse to dump him. He was just trying to be nicee

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ashseal 11

Well we don't know that but he sounds like he didn't cheat.

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BellaGoBoom 6

Hypothermia is OBVIOUSLY what he was going for there! -.-;

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FeelinFine 1

Possibly you should look up the definition of "hypothesis" before posting any comments here, you stupid animal.

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JSBach25 0

Awwwww snap! everyone hide yo husbands, hide yo wives, and hide yo pens because gayboii's rapin' everybody out there!!

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PSQ91 6

That guy is a perfect example of a dumbass.

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Perdition 4

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome gayboii, master of none and king of fails. Get lost, cum guzzler.

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TheNewGuy03 28

gayboii, you could have even copied and pasted to save your ass. sorry, you gets no love, son. |the kid|

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JayBear14 11

Tell her it was a mothers day gift and you want her to be the mother of your children? loll that was a joke..

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Blueglasscup 18

Oh god that's hilarious. Unless you're usually a douchebag which is why she was suspecting you of doing something... I guess we'll never know... (ominous music)

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JayBear14 11

For some reason as (ominous music) i imagined Mike Birbiglias interpretation of Kenny's jazz music

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khaya 9

Next time don't fold another girl's g-string in front of your current girlfriend.

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jayAZ 3

criticism is often due to faults of their own, your FML in 2 weeks (cause your slow) will be finding out she was cheating on you!

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benderbot19 0

she must take advice from people that comment on FML

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loveofyourlife11 0

op. she was probably the one cheating and used you cheating as an excuse to leave you for the other guy. or girl. I'm sorry to hear that. if she can't appreciate the little things though, you probably don't deserve her. just try to forget about her. you will find someone who loves you and will appreciate things like that.

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BellaGoBoom 6

Probably doesn't deserve her. Haha, think that might be a little bit backwards.

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thatnucca 36

Don't even bother! She might be the one cheating if that all her mind could make of a good deed like that... Usually most accusers are! So you dodged the bullet buddy... Move on!

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cool517 1

I bet she was the one sucking another d..k let that lazy bi.. go there are more fish on the sea!!

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TheNewGuy03 28

what about around the sea? are there fish there? what about near? i think i recall seeing some there... perhaps the fish are, in fact, IN the sea. only one way to find out, i guess... *ploop* |the kid|

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