Love: Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing...

By gnownayrgnow - 08/05/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 06:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML

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Passive aggressive

By Anonymous - 16/02/2022 10:00

Today, I cleaned our whole house. I wasn’t expecting praise, it was just the house needed cleaning so I did it. I also wasn’t expecting my girlfriend to get mad at me for “cleaning everything as a form of passive aggressively criticising her for her not having cleaned the house either.” What? FML

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By cantwin - 02/10/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML

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Damned if you do…

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 10:00

Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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Never enough

By Anonymous - 20/09/2022 00:01

Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML

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Sunday 8 May 2011 16:02

As we always say, if she left you just like that she didn't really love you, so that's better that way

Ryan0510 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:10

Paranoid bitch

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OrderXsoL 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 19:11

The break up of an affair without the pussy

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 8 May 2011 19:16

I assume that if OP was overly rude to her, she would dump him as well. OP's girlfriend doesn't deserve a boyfriend because she won't appreciate a good boyfriend or a bad boyfriend.

mikede420 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 19:46

I'm sure she was already planning on leaving you. you don't need that hoe

msbrewski 2

Sunday 8 May 2011 19:56

if simple daily tasks like that actually being done by YOU is a shock, YDI

xdust 4

Sunday 8 May 2011 19:57

Do you really want to be with someone that stupid?

slickrasta 1

Sunday 8 May 2011 20:01

#6 Ummm how about stop being so untrusting? Your crazy lady.....

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 8 May 2011 20:01

If that is the whole story, then you're better off without someone so paranoid and silly.

venezuitalian 1

Sunday 8 May 2011 20:02

she sounds like she's got something to hide. usually the cheater gets paranoid that the one there with is cheating. because they got away with it. but honestly her loss dude. she's not worth it. she obviously doesn't trust you.