Love: Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 23:15 - France

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:58

tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?

aerosparrow 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:01

I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.

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open_eyed_dream 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 17:06

How is accusing your boyfriend like that funny? Frankly, you're a bitch, I can see why he cheated on you.

voice_of_reason 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 17:20

#155 - nothing like telling someone "calm down" to get them excited. Well done... Think about this (156): maybe *you* just can't tell with people. Getting invested in someone who is going to be bad for you is not unavoidable. Your friends probably knew.

pdoom 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 17:20

That wasn't funny at all, don't **** with peoples' emotions like that. See what you got for it?

F_edLife247 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:02

uhhhh well, i'd say its your fault, BUT at the same time, aren't you glad you found out? I would be if i were you.

medahj 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:12

oh my gosh that sucks...sorry it ended like that! i would've been glad to find out about it too.

Jokermon 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:23

Joke huh? Yeah effin rite

afairyelephant 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:34

Boys, either fail at what your doing, or are plain confused. YOU, for having come up with this "brilliant" idea, are a dummie. Fail. not that you deserve the out come but like i said, boys fail.

hans12 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:51

dude that blows. but i'm almost positive you didn't even come up with this idea, but saw it in duplicity when julia roberts pulls that on clive owen, who then gets really defensive and swears he never cheated on her, so she she smiles and says she'll put the panties back on. sorry it didn't work out for you like in the movie

Chickmechanic69 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 19:08

you're an idiot... that is setting yourself up completely for getting shot down. It sucks that your stupid prank ended up back firing. but you deserved it. that kind of 'joke' isn't funny.