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Blending Nemo

By hhaghigh - 14/03/2020 00:08 - United States

Today, I was draining the water from my fishbowl out into the kitchen sink. The fish was still in it and decided to go with the flow, literally, right into the garburator. I was too scared to stick my hand down there to save it; instead I panicked and turned the garburator on. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 02:52 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 08:00 - Australia

Today, I had to temporarily remove the drain pipe under the sink. I absentmindedly poured the stinky water from the trap into the now drainless sink, and flooded the cupboard I was working in with it. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By anx133 - 16/01/2009 01:25 - China

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

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You deserved it 6 725

By Noname - 09/01/2009 11:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that the large container of leftover beef stroganoff that I put down the garbage disposal last night had backed up into my bathtub this morning. FML

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You deserved it 4 238

By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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carrs2154 9

Saturday 14 March 2020 1:01

Really? That's how you react? ydi

KittenShitz 12

Saturday 14 March 2020 1:11

Piece of shit

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carrs2154 9

Saturday 14 March 2020 1:01

Really? That's how you react? ydi

KittenShitz 12

Saturday 14 March 2020 1:11

Piece of shit

Deathc0re21 7

Saturday 14 March 2020 1:54

𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒶𝓇𝒾ℴ𝓊𝓈

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 March 2020 2:11

Sounds like someone subconsciously hates keeping fish.

weeping_willow 25

Saturday 14 March 2020 3:40

Jesus Christ please don’t have children

weazle 13

Saturday 14 March 2020 9:02

I never understood how people could equate these moments to having children

MitiMiki 16

Saturday 14 March 2020 10:57

I think the message here is "please don't breed for the sake of the gene pool".

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 14 March 2020 12:07

Or, "please don't have children in case you throw them into the garburator too"...😕

ViviMage 39

Saturday 14 March 2020 7:28

Always put the fish in another container like a clean drinking glass first. At least it didn't suffer as long as you will.

Kurliez408 32

Saturday 14 March 2020 8:56

who drains a fishbowl with the fish still inside???

MitiMiki 16

Saturday 14 March 2020 10:56

You aren't to bright, are you?

Axelle_fml 21

Saturday 14 March 2020 13:50

Who allowed you to keep animals ? Poor fish, especially if it was living in a fishbow. ydi

123Puppy 33

Saturday 14 March 2020 18:54

Wow...Poor fish :’(

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Blending Nemo

Same thing different taste

Classic blunder

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