Kids: Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid...

By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By shit - 26/01/2014 18:20 - United States - South Holland

Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

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By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:28

Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation.. If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out.. FYL

KwitIt 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:29

Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...

Comments

lovely997 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:41

damn

clumsychiick 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 5:07

LMFAO! thats freaking funny .

MisterIcee 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 6:42

It was just like this >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tI6xrA9T64

AhHAHA 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:55

Looks like you owe your sister a punch to the face. Oh, and poison your mother at dinner and tell your sister if she ever cries again she's next.

yup_im_fucked 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:13

aww ur mom is sooo mean

Always_Abby 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:14

Your mom punched you in the eye? Geez, holy crap. Child abuse. FYL.

anonymous_user 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:51

thats illegal. punching someone is illegal.....i would make her go to court. see i she messes with u after that xD

ozymandias_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 20:36

Time to contact social services and get all the children taken out of that dysfunctional home.

kira822_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:09

At first I thought youngad deserved it, but when your mom pumched you, well that's child abuse.

Jdeluxh 12

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:47

Wit a bitch. ( ur mom )

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