Time's up

By blueballed - 29/11/2014 21:08 - Germany - Kiel

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Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
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Aew 17

That's a cold, calculating ex girlfriend. She has excellent brakes as well.

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Googolman 29

Well, you have to admire her impeccable timing.

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Aew 17

That's a cold, calculating ex girlfriend. She has excellent brakes as well.

498 1
Googolman 29

Well, you have to admire her impeccable timing.

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Aew 17

You have to give credit for her restraint as well.

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marcranger 28

Not really, 8. Most guys aren't anywhere near as irresistible as they think they are.

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Ki11erC 18

Being irresistible has no real implication here, the point they were making was getting horny/going so far and stopping. Never heard of someone wanking only to stop and go, damn my hands ugly, best give up now.

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marcranger 28

39, she probably wasn't very horny. A lot of women I know find it difficult to get into sex with someone who's pissed them off...shocking, I know.

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aljop 15

Have fun dealing with that lune for the next 6 years she stalks you.

meli1195 31

if she wanted to stalk him, why would ahe dump him in the first place?

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stevenN659 24

well now, it wouldn't be stalking if OP knew about it.

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RandomUsername88 24

We need a follow-up to determine if you deserved this or not

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incoherentrmblr 21

I don't think anyone deserves it, man or woman...

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kitten1800 18

I feel so bad for you but I also feel respect for her o.o

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Levvy 22

For a long time, I thought the internet was where you didn't need to know both sides of an argument to assess it. Now, I realize the internet is where you don't even need to know ONE side of an argument to assess it.

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DanShowsNoMercy 13

Hello lotion, we meet again, right hand. How could I forget you, box of tissue?

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hobojo69 23

That's kind of evil, I'll need to remember this, sorry tho op

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nyte_assassin1 11

Dumbass if you just got into a fight why would you think it's her fault and she's trying to say sorry by having sex

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meli1195 31

I'm sorry, are we reading the same post?

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Levvy 22

I think "nyte_assassin1" is just not accustomed to receiving apologies. I wonder why.

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NLM22 14

dude that's what makeup sex is all about... it's not about who's at fault.... it's about making up

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homesuckfucker 28

If a girl is careless enough to do something like that, rather than discuss things and try to actually make up with you after such a big argument, she isn't worth fretting over.

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MrConcise 34

Nah. I deeply respect this girl based on this FML. I'm sure OP knows her much better than either of us would to determine if she's worth his time, but she seems sharp and full of life. What she did was shitty, but don't we all do dickish things sometimes when we're angry?

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homesuckfucker 28

No. If you care about someone, you discuss things. This was obviously something she planned out. People usually calm down with time. I truly believe that she wanted OP to hurt because she no longer cared for them. I don't respect that. She is VERY cunning, though. I would never be able to think up such a devious plan.

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brand125 17

i dont know how people are saying they respect the girl for this, she would have none from me.

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MrConcise 34

@42 - I'm not really a nice guy. I like a little fire in my ladies.

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