By Wannabees - 03/04/2012 05:13 - Canada

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML
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DocBastard 38

I'm confused - are the white stripes on the back of your thighs where your legs touched the seat, or is that where the pee dripped down the backs of your le... Oh, **** it, it doesn't matter. You're an idiot regardless.

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BelleIsa_fml 6

An orange toilet bowl... Well at least more original than the usual white ones

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TheFirstSamurai 18

Striped toilets, sounds more interesting than plain old white toilets. I think you may have started a trend OP.

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yeongji 31

How on earth did you manage to get pee on your thighs if you were using a toilet?

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saidawhiting 14

What are you talking about? She didn't pee on her thighs. She has stripes on them because the spray-tan came off her legs and transferred onto the toilet seat.

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rubberduckie94 13

it is a shame you did not have like a can of spray tan you could reapply to the white stripes

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OfficeNinja 5

The only purpose spray tans provide is that they tell everybody else that the wearer is a douche, most likely (but by no means certainly) from New Jersey. Great if you want everybody to avoid going near you on a bus, but that is about it. Embrace your milky whiteness. It is who you are. Don't try to spray paint yourself orange.

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nonnieluv 9

Do people really believe this load of shit? Most of the people on jersey shore are from New York. I am from New Jersey and I know about 20 people who spray ran and it is for special occasions.

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OfficeNinja 5

And I live in another state with a larger population and I know exactly 0 people who spray tan for any reason. So your point is???

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MissHayleyJames 7

Bodybuilders spray tan and most of them aren't douches or from Jersey.

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OfficeNinja 5

Yes! Me too. I'm either "Viking white" or "sunburned red". There is no transition color. Well there is a transition, but it happens very fast and can only be achieved by slowing down time using SPF 45 sunblock.

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breah123 2

I guess thats what you get for spray tanning yourself. Or not going pee first. d; just sain'

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MissMae93 23

Leave this stuff to the professionals, that's my advice. Our spray booth can match any skin colour, plus it balances ph levels of the skin providing you with seamless, non-orange colour. I advise you to go out and buy an exfoliating wash, scrub all the gunk off you and high-tail it to your closest tanning salon. Next time: don't trust the drugstore brand. FYL & YDI.

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Dogbite1313 5

That's why you go get a spry tan from a professional. I have before and they always look natural. The people who turn orange are using cheap product.

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perdix 29

You ought to write "7 Nation Army" on the back of your leg and see who "gets" it.

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Enslaved 36

The White Stripes! (: AKA one of the best stripping songs! Everyone should know it, from the Queen of England to the hounds of Hell.:O **If you're handing out cookies for getting it, I like those black and white ones! (not to confuse them with Oreos)

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perdix 29

Black & White Cookie for you! I'll have to find you one that was better than the cakey monstrosity I had Sat. Night. Favorite stripping song: "Addicted to Love"

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