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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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You deserved it 1 300

No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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You deserved it 6 675

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By Waterfalls - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 10 852

Sprinkler system

By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 1 392

By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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Streaming

By Soiled - 12/02/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I lost my balance while peeing. I'll let your imagination do the rest. In the meantime, I'm going to take a shower and change my clothes. FML

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jengen 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:46

that's definitely some serious pee session.

HeyitsPheddy 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:48

kinky.

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XxDemonxX 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:45

That sucks. but seriously you should of stood normal. one your focused on your man hood. stay alert. lmfao. and first? ;D

jesbar95 10

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:10

Maybe you should have stopped pissing.

Atomosk 3

Friday 24 February 2012 5:57

That comment literally made no sense...

toxic_hippos 11

Tuesday 23 September 2014 3:46

You can't just stop..

ILookAtFMLs 13

Tuesday 9 December 2014 17:32

#77 Oh, wow. I thought it figuratively made no sense.

jengen 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:46

that's definitely some serious pee session.

ryguy997 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 20:39

serious? hah lol

ryguy997 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 20:40

a serious piss? WTF!?!? hah lol. DAMN ANTI FLOOD!!!!!

HeyitsPheddy 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:48

kinky.

BaldOuting 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:49

YDI. end of story.

Hazimius 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:50

FYL for poor bladder control.

arcturusvi 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:51

That sucks. It's hard not to get too relaxed with those kinds of pisses.

Lifey66 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:53

this is why its better to be a girl sometimes.

plethora 3

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:56

"A serious piss"? Ahahaha. Pissing r srs bizness!

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 30 May 2009 10:03

Hahaha, I almost wish i was there to see that. #8 made my day.

rallets 22

Saturday 30 May 2009 10:07

jeez man, you sprayed all over me. there i am, taking a piss, when all of a sudden, OLD FAITHFUL out of nowhere.

ryguy997 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 20:42

HAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO! DAMN ANTI FLOOD!!!!!!!! DAMN ANTI FLOOD!!!!!!!!

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Keeping warm

No good deed…

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