By Tuck_My_Life - 03/08/2009 05:15 - United States
Tuck_My_Life tells us more.
OP here. Yeah, so first off all of you who are bitching at me about the whole mastercard thing... I don't frequent this website enough to know which formats are enjoyable for those that do nothing and read this site, and those that do not. So if you're mad about that... I really couldn't care less. I honestly don't know which part of this thing is worse though... my girlfriend (who is away for school) cheating on me, or a good portion of the web junkies on this site telling me that I'm making it up.
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Priceless
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did u bring a bat with you
Wawww that most hurt
That really sucks man, I just want to know why people think OP deserves this?
only $200 for gas?! that's awesome.
Nobody's gonna do it? Alright "find ur girlfriend in bed with another man?" PRICELESS
Four Redbulls for $11.50? Where did you get them from? That means they work out as $2.88 per can. They're only £1.25 around where I live! Although I live in the UK, they still shouldn't be that different! Edit: I just realised I was thinking of the 250ml cans, maybe OP bought a bigger can.
If I were you I would rip (VERY FORCEFULLY) the guy off her and beat the living shit out of him and then repeatedly jump on his crotch until its practically squished as if u stepped on a worm with boots, then tell ur girlfriend (or hopefully ex) that she's a thirsty little ******* bitch and then tell her something that makes her feel EXTREMELY bad about herself and then punch or kick (or whatever you want) the guy on the floor that she was cheating on u with..... That's what I would do
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Haha, love the FML instead of priceless at the end. >.> FYL though
20 hours away? You don't deserve it but, dang, I wouldn't have a relationship that long distance.