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By kattydoo07 - 29/04/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML

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By stalker - 27/09/2009 17:24 - United States

Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 00:56 - United States - Oceanside

Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2019 12:00

Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML

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Leave me alone

By notgivingup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

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You deserved it 2 077

By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

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You deserved it 249

By help - 05/01/2015 18:52 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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You deserved it 6 290

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By running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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You deserved it 1 819

By ashdk - 28/01/2011 09:12

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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You deserved it 451

i_imagine 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:07

What the. You have a retarded ex.

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:08

He must have a high opinion of himself if he thinks you would drive past his house every day just to see him. If you can't drive past his house how are you going to get home?

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i_imagine 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:07

What the. You have a retarded ex.

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:08

He must have a high opinion of himself if he thinks you would drive past his house every day just to see him. If you can't drive past his house how are you going to get home?

SailorSolaris 43

Tuesday 29 July 2014 21:42

Forget that, will OP have to move? Restraining orders are usually 1000 yards or something like that. 2 houses isn't 1000 yards.

ForestFire0 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:09

Hopefully his lack of common sense or vindictiveness is why you dumped him.

BigLord 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:20

What the hell? Someone needs to take more pills, I guess

fashion_lover 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:23

People like your ex should be naturally selected against. Honestly, the calibre of some of the people who bother breathing in this world. :D

Pockets281 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:24

Yea, I'm with #4. Unless this was the temporary one before the actual order, I don't buy it.

helpless4 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:24

How could he forget that?

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:28

I too am with #4. And no Judge would approve such an order when you live 2 houses down unless he was in physical danger and could prove it.

everyonehatesyou 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:38

Yeah, this is fake. No one would grant a restraining order without contacting you first or checking where you live.

kristina3514 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:41

I have had friends get restraining orders in situations similar. So it IS possible. All judges are different.they are not my GOOD friends due to their lack of common sense but hey what can u do?