That's the thing about getting older. You only know 'you can't do that anymore' after you've already gone and done it.

I picture this mom as the same kind of person that loves to relive their high school years because it was the only time they were remotely successful. Like a High school football player who works a low paying job and all they can talk about is the time the team took home the state championship. Kinda like Napoleon dynamites uncle. It's just sad to me. Im not saying that remembering your high school years is bad. I had an awesome high school experience and tell crazy stories of all the shit I did. Really all that I can say is, Napoleon dynamite's uncle if he was a woman and his aunt.

Was she impressed?

Thats when you say "and thats how you DONT do the toe-touch!"

Show off...

That ******* hurts bad.

stu.pid.

Um. You should really stretch and make sure you're warmed up before you do toe-touches, or anything dance/cheer/gymnastics-related, since you're basically doing a straddle split in midair. You could really ruin a tendon and/or ligament if you pull crazy stunts like that. Still, a broken toe is no fun. FYL OP, I hope your daughter was still impressed.

how old are you?

That's What You Get..!