By SingleAgain - 03/08/2012 06:22 - United States - Saukville

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML
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Milk_Emperor 8

Hahaha, I don't know who got the shittiest end of the stick: you, your boyfriend or your sister. That'll be some awkward family conversations. Good luck.

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pcentral 17

I want a gentleman in the streets, but a freak in the bed...?

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dirton89 7

A drag queen as a bf? That's a chance to meet rupaul...better take that shit...besides y'all can help each in the morning with what y'all gonna wear

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subwaysurfers 13

I think she already broke up with him. Look at her username...

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Bpwoods 6

I had not noticed that until you mentioned it, thank you sir.

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Michael_92 20

It's funny, I usually never look at the username until I see a comment about it.

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mrnuleef 7

Now you know just how far his boundaries lie, so either A: you've got a whole new world of sexual exploration. B: you end it if you don't wanna support his hobby C: you just got yourself a new gay best friend.

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hwkfan1 10

Unless that other person happens to be a guy...

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Bpwoods 6

Saying "O my" is one thing, but not having the decency to spell "oh" correctly in such a short comment is just sad...

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

My boyfriend crossdresses It's hardly the end of the world. The sex is pretty fun.

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Random017 7

That's just wrong... He should have asked before taking your makeup.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Oh my... Well, you should definitely discuss this with him! Hey, if it works out for you two, you can share makeup! :D

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momolee 4

Good makeup is expensive. Even if OP was OK with him wearing makeup and dressing up as a girl. She should dump him for stealing.

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SadIife 6

I hate to break it to you, but your boyfriend is most probably a tranny....

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Michael_92 20

Thank you, I would have never guessed that using my common sense.

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Don't blame him, girl clothes are nicer anyway.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

If you think all cross-dressers are either gay or transsexual, you may want to actually meet some. The majority are straight men.

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