By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 20:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
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olpally 32

Rip it off that lying bitch.

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Cazz91 21

I guess the initial shock on realizing your name on that sweater was just too much to handle. That not so sneaky thief!

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olpally 32

Rip it off that lying bitch.

312 7
ComoEsJuan 24

Tell her to dive in the shallow end. The picture on the side is a mere suggestion, OP.

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extrasnipes 22

Come to Fml for the best and most appropriate suggestions

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incoherentrmblr 21

Hopefully she's not a klepto.

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Kyuzomi 12

People don't usually lock their change of clothes in lockers. I usually just change and leave it in a bag in the locker room assuming no one will steal it.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I always lock my clothes up. Not doing it is asking for it.

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KingRay 3

Well, people can pop locks off of the lockers so......

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EmberEyes 16

31 it's not asking for it, it's called trusting your team mates. You wouldn't expect someone on your team to steal your clothes. The fact that one of OP's team mates was is rude and despicable. Of course that's society.

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Cazz91 21

I guess the initial shock on realizing your name on that sweater was just too much to handle. That not so sneaky thief!

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beaglegal 42

Reminds of the FML where a friend stole OPs jeans and then lied about it while wearing them.

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karlcolt45 19

maybe she has the same initials haha perhaps you've found a true friend as well as a scrupulous thief

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Why would she be friends with someone who calls her a liar and steals her clothes?

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Kyuzomi 12

Just because she has the same initials doesn't instantly make her a true friend...

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SWC_Penguin 17

You know her? Oh Susan, why'd you do it!?

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lilhellian 26

Really, thousands in court cost over a $5 sweater. Pretty sure the minimum limit is $25 anyway.

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d4m4s74 12

Well, less than a week ago someone got arrested and sued for stealing 5 cents of electricity at a school

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horneyhic 15

It's $20 as written in the constitution

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RoseBlack123 37

Just report her. She can call them liars too when they find evidence it is yours

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ThatFancyPenn 18

People like that just make me weep for our world.

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WCARlover 34

Honestly, her own stupidity will be payback enough for her in the future..

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golden_warrior 23

Set a trap for her. For example set a camera in the opposite locker of your clothes so it will catch it when she takes something

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klc20071989_fml 20

So she can get in trouble? Considering its a locker room, would also catch people changing. Which could get her in big trouble with the school and the cops.

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Kalipczo 21

Grab your coach and tell them about it.. You have proof it's yours. Oh and buy a lock, locks are gpod at preventing theft.

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