Love: Today, I discovered that my girlfriend of two years has been...

don't feel so bad I had been married for 20 years just to find out recently he has been cheating on me for the whole marriage. I least you know now not later

lmills2 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 15:34

wow what a bitch... she is suppose to be faithful so you have nothing to worry about at home while you are there!!!

SoldierOne 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 15:50

dude, just forget her, there is someone better out there, somewhere.

ken8lk 3

Tuesday 28 December 2010 17:20

So you're in the UK's Armed Forces...interesting. anyway, dump her. I know how a betrayal feels like, it's happened to me plenty of times before...

stephy_babesz 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 17:27

damn thats ****** up

savvyjiggly11 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 18:26

******* punch her in the face.

esebenz 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 18:47

that's messed up u dnt deserve that

tundraman07 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 19:05

Damn that's low......bitch

JenniFML 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 19:35

OMFG That's so not right!!!!!!! What an insensitive little bitch

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Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML

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Today, while on my morning jog, I turned a corner, and out of nowhere, the business end of a bicycle hit me straight in the nuts. As I collapsed, gasping in agony, the guy who just killed a hundred million of my potential children got back on his bike and cycled away without a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 473

You deserved it 2 321

Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML

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Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 625

You deserved it 3 904

Today, while I was at work, my husband threw out 50 out of my 70 T-shirts, all of my tank tops, and all but one of my sweaters. I'm not getting them back because they're burning in a bonfire in the backyard. FML

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Today, it's been almost a week since I returned from my vacation to Ireland. Before I rarely drank. Now I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. You might think I'm joking, but I've woken up hungover every day since I landed there. I basically paid to kill my liver and become AA's next poster child. FML

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You deserved it 17 607

Today, I found that I conduct so much static electricity that I'm periodically given a shock by my headphones as I walk with them on. 5ML

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