Health, Alcohol, Drunk and Transportation: Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely...

By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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Smells like Toddler Spirit

By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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PANIC!

By big time traumatized - 02/11/2022 10:00

Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML

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Long road ahead

By coloradoman - 30/11/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML

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ASUdec 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:37

He vomitted in the bag, not on you. You were at a minor inconvience not an FML

Eros_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:06

vomit is no fun, either from you or anyone else

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Eros_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:06

vomit is no fun, either from you or anyone else

winterharte 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:24

True.. But that's what you do in Ireland, get shitfaced! :D

laughinboy 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

Gross

Rebii 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

Oh, that's disgusting.

julietluvpanda 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:11

Fun fun!!! Oh but much better than getting on a plane and finding barf all over the blanket that you used!!! *not you're barf*

insidejokeswithm 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 6:08

Your*

my_fml_account 2

Friday 5 June 2009 9:12

Whole 15 minutes? And he's only your husband you say? Ya totally FYL... Oh wait no, I meant to type YDI for marrying a dude who can't hold his drink and then complaining about it even though it was only 15 minutes.

koolaidman 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:16

Whoa...fyl...thats horrible.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 5 June 2009 9:16

I'm with #6, it would be incredibly hard for me to hold someone else's barf bag. I guess it's a good thing you don't sympathy barf? Did he throw up when you landed too?

jimmymack 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:23

I think that the stewardess should let you take it to the garbage if you just explained it to her

ASUdec 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:37

He vomitted in the bag, not on you. You were at a minor inconvience not an FML

Creston 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:37

...Look on the bright side: You get a free waterbomb. ...Or barfbomb. Just chuck it at someone, already! If the stewardess wouldn't let your husband throw it away, you should do it yourself, or ask the stewardess to, though. But there have been other, more disgusting cases with vomit, so yeah. You're lucky. ...And I hope no one near you had emetophillia (sexual attraction to vomiting or watching others do so)...