Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been...

By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 04:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

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By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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Red flag

By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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By Raaar - 26/08/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 15:28 - Canada - Sooke

Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 11:12 - Germany

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

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Make up tutorial

By Bunni - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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crazy_cat_lady24 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:20

That sound pretty cool actually... where can I get some?

xxorganizedmess 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:21

Dude. That's awesome. Except I would have put some on my right side just to even it out :D

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sumoneoverthere 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:13

if you guys don't understand why. It's true that people think she's done somethign dirty. Semen shows under black light as well. It also jsut so happens those eye drops show as well. Get it now?

ha11oween666 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:22

that doesn't sound like an fml...that's pretty cool...i mean you could walk in with your entire body glowing like a lightbulb if you had enough medication...you'd be the light of the party!

doggie3 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:27

That's is so awesome.

sweetSandy 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:38

so awesome lol i guess fyl if u dnt think that cool like i do lol =D laugh it off u'll b ok

Than_fml 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:39

Draw designs next time.

XxmidnightXx4545 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:40

AWESOME!! Where can i buy it?!?!?!

adiaboe27 4

Monday 24 August 2009 2:42

This is a stupid FML.

Havin 19

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:41

You a stupid!

JellyBellie89 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:43

you should have said heyy ya lets get this party started im ready are you?

Themaineaddict 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:53

How is this an FML? THAT IS ******* RAD! And the chick said mild eye infection. Not STD so lay off. It's stupid how people on this site judge after reading like two or three sentences of a persons life.