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By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
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crazy_cat_lady24 0

That sound pretty cool actually... where can I get some?

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xxorganizedmess 0

Dude. That's awesome. Except I would have put some on my right side just to even it out :D

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603050294 0

How do so few people know that UV light is used to trace bodily fluids. I can definitely understand the embarrassment--it's like using a drinking fountain and having water spray in just the wrong spot.

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tko 0

becauseb everyone on this site is a ******* 12 year old

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lupsy 0

cum shows up under a blacklight so it looked like the OP was doing something dirty before the party, when really she just has an eye infection. thats why its an fml

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ohFawkYou 0

sounds cool actually. LOL

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Lucyyyyy 0

This isn't an FML. This is just stupid.

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JEK0418 0

Where can I get those? That would be awesome.

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risquredhead 0

yeah, I think this sounds pretty sweet.

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thelonelylurker 0

Why was your face glowing? Shouldn't your eyes glow because that's where the eye drops go? BTW that would be pretty awesome.

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