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By seanjohn268 - 29/11/2011 17:21 - Canada

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

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By JBone - 22/01/2009 07:02 - Canada

Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender until after all the ingredients were inside. I pushed the 'on' button. It was still on when I went to plug it in. With no lid. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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By Mak10 - 10/12/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you tell your child that they're old enough to cook their own food in the microwave, you have to make sure they're smart enough not to put the metal spoon in with the food as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 03:09 - United States

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

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Shocking!

By Toasted - 29/04/2019 20:00

Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML

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By TexasGirl24 - 10/09/2016 12:51 - United States - Houston

Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML

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By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 19:00

Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML

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Test inconclusive

By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to test my baking skills by making a soufflé. The recipe said to beat the egg whites until stiff peaks formed. I beat them so vigorously that the mixer launched out of the bowl and left a trail of egg whites across the kitchen. I now have egg whites on the ceiling. FML

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Commander223 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:29

Tard....

kmiks411 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:29

Take then out of the mixer too

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mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:45

They see me lickin' they hatin'

jackassiddy 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 17:13

...don't knooow what I was thinkin', but I couldn't of been concentratin'.. my tongue's hurt n dirty.. my tongue's hurt n dirty, my tongue is, my tongue is hurt n dirty. My screams were sooo loud..

miz_kamakazi 11

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:46

Maybe next time you should read the warning label on the box. They make them specifically for people like you, OP.

MrEscape 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:47

I'm tongue tied oh wait that's you

martyh27 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:50

And this is why we have Darwin Awards.

CuteGinger 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:26

Those bring a smile to my face, reading about how smart I am in comparison with so many other unfortunates. :')

bitchslapped22 14

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:53

Nice discovery, dumbass

wegetrz 14

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:54

Now you probably can't even enjoy the cake..great going.

CuteGinger 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:28

The cake is a lie.

Dancintas 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:31

I JUST DIED^^ ;D

clsgators 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:56

No shit, Next stick your wet finger in an electrical socket

sucks2BEyouu 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:03

^^ your picture is from top gear right? :D

hello_jules 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:03

Lolll :)

soccergurl98 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:58

Dumbass

soccergurl98 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:58

Dumbass

Skater5679 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:58

Do you still have a tongue?

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:02

Lol. Yes, with trendy designs.

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