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By seanjohn268 - 29/11/2011 17:21 - Canada

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

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By JBone - 22/01/2009 07:02 - Canada

Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender until after all the ingredients were inside. I pushed the 'on' button. It was still on when I went to plug it in. With no lid. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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By Mak10 - 10/12/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you tell your child that they're old enough to cook their own food in the microwave, you have to make sure they're smart enough not to put the metal spoon in with the food as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 03:09 - United States

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

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By Toasted - 29/04/2019 20:00

Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML

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By TexasGirl24 - 10/09/2016 12:51 - United States - Houston

Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML

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By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 19:00

Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to test my baking skills by making a soufflé. The recipe said to beat the egg whites until stiff peaks formed. I beat them so vigorously that the mixer launched out of the bowl and left a trail of egg whites across the kitchen. I now have egg whites on the ceiling. FML

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Commander223 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:29

Tard....

kmiks411 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:29

Take then out of the mixer too

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heartcloud_fml 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:58

I worry for those like you.

Okayitwasme 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:58

One of those 911 call you hate to make!

t_o_d_a_y 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:20

thats no good

FrankHotpants 31

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:28

Keep your finger straight and off the trigger untill you are ready to fire/mix. A simple gun safety rule that applies to mixers too I suppose.

ragingegg562 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:33

hahhaha -____- smooth..

legresley85 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:35

I bet if you read the instructions it has a warning about that very thing. Your not the first person to do this and you won't be the last.

bettyboop1288 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:42

Lmfao! That's honestly the funniest image ever! I hope you're ok but wow....

quitcryingbitch 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:50

U must b considered legally retarded

sbsunshine19 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:03

Dumb@ss!!!

constantine91 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:26

Duh. Ydi

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