By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

Nothing like the smell of musky ball sweat on your armpits all day

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perdix 29

Suggest that he wash that stank away with soap and water. Deodorant can only do so much to cover the stench of rancid dingleberries, ball sweat and head cheese.

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AvikC818 8

I did not need that image

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perdix 29

Me, neither! That's why I had to share it when that image popped into my head. I couldn't just carry it all by myself.

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sunflower226 0

why do you have a favorite stick of deodorant?

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bonerlove 0

I guess u could say *puts on sunglasses* it was a stinky situation

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Xboxgamer_fml 0

Damn... Just throw the damn thing away! Why keep it?? Its been used on your dads balls and butt crack!!

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madibrielle212 0

That's frickin nasty. I would be so mad and discusted that I would cry.

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StopDropNRoll 11

His father ain't retarded? I wouldn't use my own either or anybody else's on that note

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bannedforlife 0

Shave off the top and douse it with something itchy. And, don't use it:)

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xThatAngelx 4

Gross, Throw it awayy

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a_lenzmeier 11

First vomit-that's friggin nasty. Use his toothbrush to scrub the toilet. Then beat off into his shampoo. Keep your deodorant in your room. Then smile to yourself the next time he gets ready in the morning.

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