By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

Nothing like the smell of musky ball sweat on your armpits all day

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marinus_fml 19

While reading this, I thought it was going to be OPs father using it as an anal probe. But to get rid of the "stank" is pretty gross too!

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Sweej 1

Why would an anal probe be your first assumption? What the hell have you seen?

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madibrielle212 0

He probably would like that. Uhm ew.

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blargheria 0

Keep a spare stick and hide it. That's what I do when friends are over

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skata 4

what the **** kind of friends do you have where you have to hide your deodorant?

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ihatemekay 6

trim off the top?

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jedielf 23

GOD. SO WRONG. I would say it was "wrong on so many levels," but really, it's just that your dad is using deodorant on his asscrack and his balls.

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coltsrock37 15

the real question here is does she still use it after he does this

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sara_saturday 5

that is all kinds if wrong. perhaps applying a layer of icy hot to the top of your deodorant would teach dad a lesson

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twinkletoes747 16

Best idea ever! Props!

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HomeAl0ne 20

D'oh! And I thought I was so clever. Please ignore my later post. Oh the shame, the shame....

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Semirhage_fml 2

Your "favorite stick"? You have several?

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cladbury 1

Thats what I was wondering. Favorite stick?

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cmars3 7

She probably means her favorite scent. There are a ton of different scents especially for women

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neonblue120 6

I have three two of them came together and I had to buy the third while traveling

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Weetart 8

Two can play that game. You can always get him back by using his toothbrush to clean your private areas as well. That'll teach him a life lesson. Ahaha

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kaykay20 0

That's even more disturbing willingly putting something there his mouth has been on. Terrible idea

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superashbash 4

ewww.. tell him to buy you a new one or do something back to his deodorant ..

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yankfan89 27

Why is the stank so bad that it lingers on the deodorant?

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