Love: Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work...

By mybossisanass - 23/04/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML

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By jcstpierre - 24/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

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By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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By dtack2tack - 09/07/2015 13:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML

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By supervisor - 06/11/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML

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By unknown relationship - 28/06/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML

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Motivated

By Leah - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:00

That's F'ed up on so many levels. Time for you to find a new job and, apparently, a new boy friend.

pokemonchick14 12

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:01

If your boyfriend still decides to leave you after this is explained, he didn't need to stay your boyfriend anyway.

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NewYorkMexPR 14

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:20

At least u made the extra money

Sinamoi 18

Tuesday 23 April 2013 21:18

OP is entitled to the money that she worked for with these extra hours. Now granted this depends on state laws, the job in question, hours worked and yadda yadda but a majority of the time, employers are required to pay their employees for overtime.

KickRocksNerd 11

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:22

2 birds of a feather flock together, and it's apparent they are both vultures!! Move on and up to better things :)

lambda_fml 40

Tuesday 23 April 2013 21:10

And in this case, birds of the same feather **** together aswell. ;-)

rg350dx 29

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:26

This is like the prelude to becoming a super villain or some shit. Who in his/her right mind thinks up these kind of ideas?

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:29

Wow, some people are truly evil!

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:36

Even worse, the board of directors was told that it was you that dumped your boyfriend! Your boss is a true sociopath -- she'll go far in life!

chanellgymnast 17

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:47

She is the boss, therefore, she is the mastermind.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:48

Did she initially try to convince you not to take the job cause she thought the two of you would get along too well? Now you realize she wasn't talking about you and her.