Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet...

By spekledworf - 28/08/2012 02:57 - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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Same thing different taste

By GlassJAwkidE - 29/10/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML

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Plooped

By ZombieMommy - 10/03/2017 05:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed 2 weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past 3 days. FML

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Tasty

By souped - 10/12/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 15:17 - United States

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

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By pimdala_major - 30/10/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By WTF - 09/06/2012 13:54 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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That's not how that works

By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 16:18 - Denmark

Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML

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Milky Milky

By Shock91 - 11/09/2019 02:02 - China - Beijing

Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML

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feelsfeelsfeels 8

Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:23

Ew.

fireice22 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:24

Put spicy sauce in the milk and have them taste their own medicine.

Comments

bryan788 29

Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:35

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" sounds like you need to lock your milk up.

Myo_fml 20

Tuesday 28 August 2012 13:52

Is there a "post a terrible comment" competiion happening that I don't know about?

BulldogHoops 14

Tuesday 28 August 2012 14:29

To me it just sounds like "EWWWWW".

lidsthesquid 4

Tuesday 28 August 2012 22:56

If you come up with a milk lid lock, please do let me know......

talloctopus 7

Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:40

Ewwwwwwww

sensoon15 7

Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:45

I love the left over milk from cereal..but I don't put it back in the galloon. I wonder, do they reuse gum too?

cassiels28297 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:46

Disgusting.

andiewithlove 21

Tuesday 28 August 2012 10:00

At least it's still milk they put in it?

Achall91 17

Tuesday 28 August 2012 10:15

I'd be putting laxatives into the milk. If the family gets mad about just say "I had some leftover. Didn't want to waste." Surely they could relate.

sophie22_fml 8

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:50

I know trying to look at the bright side of things is good but this is just too much. I would run away from home or buy my own milk.

SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Tuesday 28 August 2012 10:00

Yeah its alittle gross... but hey, waste not, want not... I guess.

andrew6p 19

Tuesday 28 August 2012 10:01

Op, buy ur own milk from now and on. Hide ur stash, and lock it up! This way you'll always have fresh milk.

Achall91 17

Tuesday 28 August 2012 10:13

Where could the OP hide their milk? Under their bed?

lonelytrevor 5

Tuesday 28 August 2012 10:33

No, actually I don't think that would work.

supportcommand 17

Tuesday 28 August 2012 12:31

Yes. Under the bed is a great place to store milk. Try it out and let us know how you like it.

Ins0mau 20

Tuesday 28 August 2012 12:40

20 - bar fridge!

sophie22_fml 8

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:52

I was thinking a small fridge and lock it in my room or just move out.

afairshake 8

Tuesday 28 August 2012 10:04

That's beyond disgusting I was a dental assistant and let me assure you how many germs are in your mouth that can be very harmful to anyone drinking that and it's not very sanitary. Why in the world would people even do something so stupid? FYL for sure.