Health, Food and Pranks: Tasty

Tasty

By souped - 10/12/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML

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By pimdala_major - 30/10/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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By spekledworf - 28/08/2012 02:57 - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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Milky Milky

By Shock91 - 11/09/2019 02:02 - China - Beijing

Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML

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By WTF - 09/06/2012 13:54 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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By reasonablysingle - 11/06/2016 03:27 - Australia - Greystanes

Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML

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Long term commitment

By Jules - 27/11/2020 07:56 - Germany

Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML

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Plooped

By ZombieMommy - 10/03/2017 05:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed 2 weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past 3 days. FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By Vegetarian - 14/03/2010 10:21 - Finland

Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML

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Flutist 3

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:35

Your grandmother is Epic. I don't understand why you would drink out of the carton. She's your grandmother. Have some manners. Buy your own ******* milk.

boner_93 2

Thursday 10 December 2009 12:19

wow, that kinda sucks. way to go grandma!

Comments

boner_93 2

Thursday 10 December 2009 12:19

wow, that kinda sucks. way to go grandma!

tttron 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 12:19

how does soy milk look anything like expired chicken broth?

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 10 December 2009 12:30

I have a feeling they drank it out of the container in a sneaky-like way. No cup = No evidence.

Jewelofagal 2

Thursday 10 December 2009 16:27

Exactly. If he/she had poured it into a glass, he/she would have seen it wasn't any kind of milk at all.

Vitamin_C 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:00

mmmm salmonella..

JulzKay 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 21:59

You're not going to get salmonella from broth. Its just going to be like, expired soup.

QueenPersephone 9

Monday 8 March 2010 5:03

There are all kinds of things you can get from expired chicken broth. It's swimming with bacteria.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:11

Ha ha. Your grandma is awesome! I love old timer pranksters.

amthony08 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:16

Haha, wow that sucks

Flutist 3

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:35

Your grandmother is Epic. I don't understand why you would drink out of the carton. She's your grandmother. Have some manners. Buy your own ******* milk.

stupidfarg 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:49

Soy milk is yum.

aback 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:56

She probably wouldn't mind sharing her soy milk with you, but is totally grossed out by your drinking it out of the carton instead of getting a glass. Well played, Grandma!