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By unknown - 28/05/2019 04:00

Today, I dissected a baby pig. All I could think about was Wilber from Charlotte's Web. FML

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By poohead - 09/12/2009 05:07 - Australia

Today, I was cleaning out my new guinea pig cage for the first time because one of them had babies last night. After using a spatula to shovel up the 3 inch layer of crap and placenta, I decided to hose it down. The hose came on so hard, it sprayed the dung and birth water all over my face. FML

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By ratfaced - 12/10/2017 07:00 - United States - Stamford

Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML

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By Jukka - 19/04/2011 00:48

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 May 2019 5:08

Wilbur Just think bacon and you’ll be ok.

ViviMage 39

Tuesday 28 May 2019 7:08

Those piglets were fetal, the mom was slaughtered for food and the piglets never really viable once she went to market. F Their Life.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 May 2019 5:08

Wilbur Just think bacon and you’ll be ok.

ViviMage 39

Tuesday 28 May 2019 7:08

Those piglets were fetal, the mom was slaughtered for food and the piglets never really viable once she went to market. F Their Life.

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