Health: Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already...

By laurenasabutton - 30/12/2013 13:07 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML

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By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By DaycareMama92 - 28/04/2017 16:00

Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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Go get an Xray, dude

By WaychulMonster - 17/07/2022 04:00

Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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thestrangedude 10

Monday 30 December 2013 18:46

That's what you get for using a broken suitcase

jaycee1209 5

Monday 30 December 2013 18:46

Hope your toe's feeling better

Comments

JMichael 25

Monday 30 December 2013 20:04

Do you happen to be the same guy who wouldn't give up his seat to the elderly?

laurenasabutton 26

Monday 30 December 2013 23:13

No actually, I think that would be too much bad luck for one person!

imhope 23

Monday 30 December 2013 20:11

Ouch. FYL

worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 December 2013 20:17

Get well soon...

wowsaint 4

Monday 30 December 2013 20:39

Poor suitcase.

yuzuru_fml 12

Monday 30 December 2013 20:47

that's toefully painful

oneofthosegirls_fml 11

Monday 30 December 2013 22:01

Ow :'(

Epikouros 31

Monday 30 December 2013 23:03

Did you really need that toe? Human feet are over-engineered since we use a tree-dweller design for walking only.

fredyz23 1

Monday 30 December 2013 23:42

I hope the suitcase is alright.

davidislost 11

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:44

Sometimes dropping things seems to fix the issue ;D

davek 36

Tuesday 31 December 2013 1:11

What was already broken? The suitcase, or the toe?

laurenasabutton 26

Tuesday 31 December 2013 1:23

The toe!

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Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

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Today, someone burgled my hotel room. As always, I had locked my passport, extra cash, and other valuables in the closet safe, so I thought the losses would be superficial. What a discovery that the safe hadn't been fastened to the closet shelf, so the thief just picked it up and took it home. FML

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Today, we’re both 19 and on our third date I tried to get intimate with him. He asked what I was doing. Turns out his bible-thumping mom censored his entire life, such as zero internet access, and homeschooled him to make sure he never, ever learned about sex. He’s 19 and truly has no idea. FML

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Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML

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