By dammit - 12/09/2015 08:11 - Australia - Redbank

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML
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xXmrmayorXx 21

That sucks, but you should probably be more careful next time.

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spacey_blueberry 18

"The spatial awareness of a mentally retarded gnat" that's great XD may I used that OP?

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Big_Bear99 19

Things happen. But hey, maybe you got some sense knocked into you.

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corky1992 33

I can see myself doing this or something similar and my boyfriend reacting the same way yours did lol. Put an ice pack on it and hopefully your head doesn't hurt too bad!

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worldclassrager 39

Did he at least check on you? Good lord you must be hurting....

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Sciath13 14

It's alright OP, two weeks ago I was sporting a massive shiner because I did exactly the same thing.

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soullyfe 33

I can't help but wonder what happens when you go down on him...

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dcam13 19

I enjoy your storytelling and word choice. thanks for the laugh op, sorry about the event.

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trucker2 33

Humorous beatdown, hope ya not to soar

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Lalala579121 27

She may not be sore but her head was certainly in the clouds.

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msmedieval 11

I've done similar things & been laughed at too. I hope you didn't get a painful bump on the head & any other injuries!

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