By dammit - 12/09/2015 08:11 - Australia - Redbank

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML
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You sound about as graceful as I OP. Lol!

'The spacial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat' may be the funniest thing I've read on the Internet in the last 5 years. :)

saffy66 34

I'm with you - I've managed to injure myself many times in my house because I can't judge distances.

tiger820 20

this can't be real! who actually does this not once but twice you hit your head? 1st time shame on you, 2nd time shame on me, YDI. I know your boyfriend will always remember this.

Wow, does he trust you to go down on him? You seem like the type of person to accidently headbutt someone in the testicles.

Why would you not move out of the way of the sink first?

I would fall over laughing too. Whether it was me seeing it or doing it.