By loves the smell of burning flesh - 01/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML
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hitmanoo 16

That's because vegetarian isn't a natural human condition. It's a learned social habit.

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Polo826 0

I think we should be able to get the best of the best way of life but you are the dumest ducking idiot I silly ****

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pandalover69 26

that's probably your body's way of telling you you're not getting the right nutrients, humans are natural omnivores for health reasons you shouldn't try to change that

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smiddy 0

All vegan are just one step below humans on the food chain, remember that now

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ejjamael 5

you know you want a nice big juicy steak!

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theghost1309 11

Your body isn't confused it's telling you that you need more protein.

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MerricanXPress 0

You're not actually eating the flesh dumbass. You're eating what's UNDERNEATH the flesh.

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kuangstaaa 0

Simple: eat the steak like a normal human would

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alliegator_13 0

Don't listen to any of these people. It's a very noble decision to quit doing something because you feel it's wrong. Most people don't have the will power. Good for you... Stay strong :)

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SmittyJA24 26

Your body isn't confused, your mind is. We humans are designed to eat meat.

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