Today I dumped my boyfriend of 2 years, he didn't know we were... - FML

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By Jen - 07/10/2017 00:27

Today I dumped my boyfriend of 2 years, he didn't know we were dating....FML

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 10 October 2017 2:28

In all honesty, he probably did know and is pretending not to in order to **** with your head. If it had been less than a year I could see him honestly not knowing, but this sounds more like he's trying to either make you have no self esteem or make you concerned about your perception of reality.

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 10 October 2017 2:28

In all honesty, he probably did know and is pretending not to in order to **** with your head. If it had been less than a year I could see him honestly not knowing, but this sounds more like he's trying to either make you have no self esteem or make you concerned about your perception of reality.

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