By gassymomma - 28/04/2014 16:58 - United States - Sparta

Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML
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gassymomma 4

Op here, I really didn't expect this to get posted. I'm 8 months pregnant so gas has become part of my daily life. I don't normal mind admitting to it but he was so worried about making sure I was safe I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just gas that scared him. Later that day while we were just sitting on the couch I farted again and he made a joke that there must be a whale at the window.

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Welshite 39

The burglar was an excuse. He was really checking the house for exposed flames or electrical circuits.

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Anonymous2194 4

Well that's a shitty situation

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FurLife3003 2

I think the real FML is the fact that your not comfortable enough to fart in front of your husband

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Sangue0608 26

OP said that she farts around him all the time, she just didn't want to say anything because he was so worried for her safety that he went to check.

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nana_88 10

At least you got it out.

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xxsakuraxx 29

You can't possibly tell me that he couldn't smell it. I mean, with a fart that loud you're lucky you didn't shit your pants! On second though, you probably should check them anyway, you know, just in case!

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my2centsworth 15

He was really just trying to get out of the room until the smell dissipated

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Karefsn 9

He thought someone broke into the house? God, what kind of a fart is that!

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gloriaous 3

Lmao, thats hilarious but on the brighter side at least you knew for a fact that no one was breaking in

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primadonna9396 16

Good thing you're not dating Oscar Pistorius.

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yogi29 11

Should of said it was just the wind...

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